Sit pretty you say? How’s this?
My mother once told me the dog bed is the most comfortable bed in the house. She meant for me to use the dog as a bed, right? Gotta admit, this isn’t all that comfortable but they say Mama knows best.
I was just layin’ here admiring your furless loveliness. At first, it was so weird that you have no fur but the look… yeah, it really works for you.
I am the rare, exotic cat plant. I know you think you planted some kind of flower, but you actually planted my seed. If you want to keep me happy, you must obey the roar and provide a helping of my favorite treats every time you hear it. You will hear it often. Trust me.
Your New, Very High Maintenance Cat Plant
This is how my face looks when I am unimpressed. Make a note and remember it next time you think something will be too cute!
You know the rules. Don’t bring a snack unless you have enough to share with everyone.
He is my best friend and I will love him forever.
What? Seems like a fine place to nap to me!
While I’m sure you’re very busy and what you’re doing is very important, I’d just like to remind you that it has been a full ten minutes since you’ve given me a good scritch on the noggin. Just pointing that out.
As autumn turns to winter and snow begins to fall, I will take every moment I can to enjoy these wonderfully entertaining leaves!