Hey, think you could spare all day to rub my belly? Surely there can’t be anything more important to do. Just look at how fluffy it is. Tell me you don’t wanna touch the fluffy! You know, if you stop, you’re going to force me to look sad and you know what happens then. Your heart melts. Fine. Make me melt your heart. Go ahead. Good. Now that we’ve got that outta the way – rub my belly!!
