Party Puppy
June 18th, 2013 | Author: Kitten | No Comments »
Is this it? Do I have it on right now?

In three … two … one … OPEN THE FLOODGATE!

Mush! Mush! Take me onward into the kitchen, Beast!

It was a dark and stormy night in Central Park. By no means was it the best night for the mangy stray to be having her litter of pups under the mighty oak, but regardless of the inhospitable weather….

Dear God: Please show vengeance against those who would shave the fir from my body.

What!? It really is more comfortable than it looks.

An office party! Oh no! I was supposed to be sent to a kid’s birthday party.

Blast these short legs! Blast them right to hell!
