Your trash can? Uh… he did it!
Naw, come on – you don’t want to work. You wanna cuddle me!
Isn’t it nice to be indoors, pal?
Is… is there something… on my head? Getitoffgetitoffgetitioffgetitoff Get. It. Off!
“I’m gonna kiss Mommy!”
“No, I’m gonna kiss Mommy!”
“I know! Let’s kiss Mommy at the same time!”
For you, dear bringer of bath water, I give you this kiss.
Fill this with dog bones, please. I’ll be paying with the sad puppy eyes.
This spot right here? It was made for me – just for me and no one else. This right here is what happiness looks like.